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10.) Your Pastor NEVER wears a suit, and he wears his Shirt-tail hanging out
9.) Your Pastor wears a necklace.... and everyone can see it
8.) You are certain that even the Early Church had a slogan( oops- I mean vision statement)
7.) You believe that "Power-Point" is in the Bible
6.) You refer to the front of the sanctuary as a " STAGE"
5.) Your Pastor uses "props" for His Message
4.) You have a Praise Team whose planning meetings include wardrobe color coordination
3.) You have Hymnals that no-one ever uses- everyone looks at the "screen"
2.) Drama is considered to be consistent with the Regulative Principle of Worship
................ and the Number One SIGN that your church has seeker sensitive church growth obsession...... : YOU SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH POINTS 2-10